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Pat Coyle
Nov 23, 20240 min read
Beautiful Game Under Seige: A Warning From Across the Pond
By Sir David Attaboyo As a lifelong observer of nature and human behavior, I've witnessed many changes in our world. But none have filled...
Pat Coyle
Nov 23, 20243 min read
'Lost' South Park Episode Predicts Chiefs' Fall from Grace
In a shocking turn of events that has left NFL fans and conspiracy theorists alike buzzing, a recently unearthed "lost" episode of South...
Pat Coyle
Nov 22, 20241 min read
NFL Officials Withhold Certification of Bills' Win Over Chiefs until "Overseas Points" Are Counted
BUFFALO, NY — The NFL announced today that it is withholding certification of last night’s Bills victory over the previously unbeaten...
Pat Coyle
Nov 18, 20242 min read
Pat Coyle
Nov 12, 20240 min read
Spurs denied entry to Dallas arena for wearing their uniforms...
In a shocking turn of events, the San Antonio Spurs were denied entry to the American Airlines Center for their scheduled game against...
Pat Coyle
Oct 29, 20241 min read
Fander Swipes $40 Million to help sports hook up with GenZ fans
October 24, 2024—Silicon Valley, CA — Fander, the cutting-edge mobile app designed to help Gen Z fans “hook up” with their favorite...
Pat Coyle
Oct 24, 20243 min read
Canadiens player claims squatters rights on Bruins' home bench
The Bruins' home bench was left in utter disarray when the team returned from intermission to find an uninvited guest, Montreal...
Pat Coyle
Mar 28, 20242 min read
NFL refs learning to flip bitcoin as league preps for global digital currency
NFL referees have called for an emergency training session this weekend. The agenda? Mastering the art of flipping bitcoin amidst growing...
Pat Coyle
Mar 8, 20241 min read
A.I. Sales Bot Sues Customer Bot Over Harassment Claims in Sports Ticketing Dispute
In a groundbreaking case within the sports ticketing industry, "Eloise Turner," an AI bot designed for selling season tickets for the...
Pat Coyle
Mar 3, 20242 min read
Rookie receivers using Google maps to run their routes at NFL Combine
INDIANAPOLIS - In an innovative twist that's shaking up the NFL Combine, wide receivers are now testing Google Maps to help navigate...
Pat Coyle
Feb 28, 20242 min read
Researchers discover a "higher power" in TV replay booth. Could this be the source of all wisdom?
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE In an unprecedented discovery, a team of leading archaeologists, theologians and odds makers have unearthed...
Pat Coyle
Feb 23, 20242 min read
Goodman Promises to Forgive Season Ticket Debt if Elected Commissioner
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the sports world, Alex Goodman, a candidate for the commissioner of the National Sports League...
Pat Coyle
Feb 23, 20242 min read
Hoops Experts Say Points Inflation Is Cooling Despite Sunday's Scoring Fest
In the wake of a basketball game that ended with an eye-watering score of 211-188, experts are stepping forward to claim that the...
Pat Coyle
Feb 19, 20242 min read
Overheard at All Star: The Era of 'Posting from the Post' May Take Center Court Next Season
Rumors are flying this weekend that a new level of social media engagement with fans could be on the horizon as the league considers a...
Pat Coyle
Feb 17, 20242 min read
Light Beer Sponsor Aims to Get Men Drinking Again with Taylor Swift "Chug Boat PSYOP" Spot During Super Bowl
In a strategic play to capitalize on a realtime marketing opportunity, a Light Beer sponsor is introducing a Taylor Swift-themed "Chug...
Pat Coyle
Feb 10, 20242 min read
League's Youngest Head Coach Allows Texting in the Huddle to Help GenZ Players Feel Connected
The youngest head coach in professional football history has introduced a new strategy on the field: texting in the huddle. With the goal...
Pat Coyle
Feb 10, 20242 min read
New Private Equity Team Owners plan to Increase Attendance using AI-Created Fans, Revolutionizing Sponsorship Deals in Sports
In an audacious move that blurs the lines between reality and digital fabrication, AlphaOmega Ventures, the recent acquirers of the...
Pat Coyle
Feb 10, 20242 min read
BSU Raises Millions for new Campus High-Rise building to ensure every Student Athlete gets a Corner Office
NOME (JEST) - Big State University (BSU) has announced its ambitious plan to construct "The Tower of Power," a high-rise building that...
Pat Coyle
Feb 10, 20243 min read
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